Because your people are such huge assholes, I am going to light you on fire.
STOP!
How is it that you, an asshole, have the power to speak our language?
I am a nerd asshole.
Since the other white assholes do not like me, I have always kept to myself.
Therefore, I have read many books, know many languages, and am good at math.
Why are you out here?
Please untie me, and I will tell you.
Well, he speaks our language, which means there's no reason not to trust him.
So I escaped on the train, and the next thing I remember is waking up in your camp.
And now I have no idea what to do.
I will show you the way.
What is it?
Your path.
I'll freak out, I know it.
You won't freak out, I swear.
I'm very sensitive to drugs.
You fuckin' nerd!
Nerd! Dork! Tool!
Fine!
He drank the whole bowl!
What?
You drank the whole bowl!
Oh shit! Oh shit! Is that bad?
That was for the entire tribe!
You're totally gonna freak out and probably die.
Did you shoot the black condor and kick it in the balls?
Yes.
How do you know that?
It means that true courage does indeed lie within you.
If you can trust its power... then you may yet find happiness.
Thank you for everything, Chief Cochise. I am in your debt.
There is an ancient proverb among my people:
Sometimes the only way for a man to find true happiness...
...is to take drugs in a group.
Thank you for letting me take drugs with you. I know what I have to do now.